Chip papers

My younger clients won’t remember collecting our fish and chips wrapped in only newspaper. I’m not old but I do feel it sometimes, such has been the increasing pace of food hygiene legislation. I even remember my mushy peas and my gravy soaking right through the paper before I reached home. I hasten to add, I never had gravy on a fish; I’m not a barbarian. Initially a single sheet of greaseproof paper and more recently cellophane got added to hold back the surplus chip fat and later still did the mushy peas and gravy come in separate containers. Plastic forks replaced wooden chip forks, now we need huge landfill sites to dispose of all the food packaging that comes out of the vast array of takeaway meals. But I digress.

recession and brexit

A client has suggested I give my thoughts to a couple of questions he has.

  • Are we all headed into recession and will that cause our investments to reduce further?
  • What’s happening with Brexit? It’s all gone very quiet.
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May Day

So we are confined to barracks for a further 3 weeks. That will take us to the anniversary of VE Day. Which this year replaces May Day. Unfortunately the planned celebrations to mark the 75th anniversary will not be held. We are now hoping for VC day – victory over coronavirus day, however we can only try to contain viruses, they have been around on this planet for much much longer than man. So some control over this 5th known coronavirus to transfer to man is all we can hope for.

As an aside, just in case we can ever go back to a pub and enjoy a social quiz…..

May Day, May Day, May Day, the distress radio call comes from the french m’aider, which translated in to English is – help me. That makes much more sense now doesn’t it.

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Why is the FTSE 100 doing so well?

Given the current global political uncertainty, coupled with an ever-escalating Islamic fundamentalist jihad causing atrocities around the world, why is the FTSE 100 sat virtually at an all-time high?

This is currently the most frequently asked question by my clients. I’m going to give you my best shot at an answer. Because it doesn’t stack up. Until recently, shocks like the kind we are seeing weekly would have the markets up and down like a yo-yo.

Actually the FTSE 100 just looks average in relative terms

First of all the FTSE 100 isn’t the stand-out best global stock market currently. Continue reading “High”

Groundhog Day

What’s in a day?

Monday just gone, was the third Monday of January, so that makes it “Blue Monday” in the UK. The fabled most depressing day of the year. Meanwhile in the US, the exact same Monday was Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. A public holiday and a day to celebrate.

February 2nd is Groundhog Day. According to folklore, if it is cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on this day, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will persist for six more weeks.

The film Groundhog Day was made in 1993 starring Bill Murray. You know, the main guy in Ghostbusters. The plot was simple enough and I remember it as being laugh out loud funny.

Murray plays Phil Connors, an arrogant Pittsburgh TV weatherman who, during an assignment covering the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, finds himself in a time loop, repeating the same day again and again.


It’s nearly Groundhog Day in more ways than one. It looks like history is about to be repeated.

All that lovely growth in our portfolios that was achieved in the last 12 months has been taken away from us. Much of that loss occurring in this last two weeks.

2015 now counts for nothing. We start over again. Every doomsday merchant has been out revelling in “I told you so”. However these pundits are just like broken clocks. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

As I have said many times before “I eat my own cooking”. When my clients lose some of their growth, so do I. I know times like this come around. The last time was in 2011. Back then I spent no time dwelling on what had just happened, I simply planned what I was to do next. Nothing changes.

New clients

Due to the generous recommendations from our existing clients, 2015 brought a dozen or so new clients. Many of my new clients however haven’t just lost some growth, they start February with less than they invested. Long term investors know that this hurts more at the beginning but does get better over your investing lifetime.

What has just happened?

The markets are not rational. They behave like any group of individuals. They behave much like kids in a playground. When a fight broke out at Farnworth Grammar School (It wasn’t ever me), every kid wanted to watch or join in. Many kids missed seeing it, the fight was usually over before word got out. But the playgrounds of our school days have changed. In today’s playgrounds, every child has a smartphone. The second a fight breaks out, all the other kids know and come running.

Investment theory demands markets are rational, filled with rational investors. I don’t buy it. I’ve never met an investor free from all biases and bad behaviours. Myself included. We can feel worried and we contemplate doing irrational things. The markets today are mostly inhabited by supercomputers that buy or sell in a fraction of a second. The computers are pre-programmed with complex algorithms, set to sell at the first sign of probable fisticuffs. One computer sells, triggering another and so on. The speed of change has become breathtaking and of course introduces much more volatility.

China’s fault, eh?

What triggered this stampede for the exit?
It would be nice to blame China but that’s not the likely answer. Their fumbling stock market is state run and closed to foreigners. A crash there maybe should only cause falls in Hong Kong.
The Chinese can’t buy our exports now, so every countries economy is now doomed?
Er, no again. Only 1% of US exports go to China, therefore the US market shouldn’t have fallen. The answer is more likely due to problems in the Middle East.

David Bowie, Glen Frey & the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries

All recently dead I’m afraid. Even though OPEC refuses to acknowledge it just yet. When it kicked off in the Middle East playground in the past, it was bad news for us punters. Oil leapt up in price as production looked like it was set to be disrupted. But look now. Absolute bloody carnage and turmoil right across the Middle East but oil sits at $27.00 a barrel. It should be $127.00 based on history being repeated. $27.00 is great news for us punters now, so why have stock markets crashed?

Supply & Demand

The number of buyers versus the number of sellers always dictates the price. Saudi Arabia is skint and getting more skint every day. They are not making any money by flogging overpriced oil to the rest of the world anymore. They have the worlds largest Sovereign wealth reserves of any country. Since last year reserves have fallen by 10%. They were once regular buyers of everything, but now they are regular sellers. Many members of OPEC are in the same boat. With billions of dollars of shares, bonds and gold being sold, it’s not surprising the markets are struggling to rise and the sell computers have been triggered.

Many good companies’ shares are being given away by the oil rich (poor) nations at the moment. Needs must. Babies out with the bath water. A regular contributor to my blogs mentioned that the Al Saud family could fall this year. Many think the same.

Where’s the positive

Well computers sell first and think second. So the selling pendulum will undoubtedly swing too far, and should change when the buy side computers feel prices are now cheap enough.

Saudi Arabia and much of the rest of the Middle East has made obscene fortunes by running the cartel that kept oil prices artificially high since the 70’s. Indeed ever since my days at Farnworth Grammar School where I hardly ever got into a fight. But now the tables have turned. Every man, woman, household and business in the world is slowly becoming more profitable and saving money because energy costs have fallen. Oil prices will stay low for longer too. Interest rates will rise slower, again good for borrowers and businesses and stock markets .

Mind the gap

The world is adapting. It’s a whole new world order. The oil producing nations triggered the panic selling. There won’t be any panic buying I’m afraid. OPEC are immediate losers. We are all the winners but our benefits will take longer to be seen. But as the outlook continues to gradually look rosier for businesses, share prices will continue to rise. As everyone saves money on fuel, we will spend it, making businesses even more profitable as turnovers rise. We are currently in the gap.

OPEC 0 – 10 Everyman

Goldilocks Investment Conditions

Its time to balance up the bad news with some good news.

The world is worried about China. Some say…We will be brought to our knees because their economy is no longer growing at 7.5% compound. It’s an irrefutable fact that the Chinese economy is slowing down, but since they regularly engineer their economic results it’s very hard to say with any accuracy, just where it was, just where it is and just where it’s going. The projection is 6.8%, which doesn’t look like a disaster to me.

American commentators are worried that many global companies will struggle to make large profits in the future if the Chinese can’t afford to buy anything anymore. That’s not news. What is news is that the Chinese Authorities have finally found something they can’t control. It has to remain that way. We sold our Chinese funds because Im not happy investing where a Communist regime can control things.

Should we care? Robert Peston at the BBC seems to think so, but frankly I’m not as worried. Firstly I don’t get paid to be a cross between a drama queen and a scaremonger. I get paid to assess the facts, take action and not get overly dramatic during the process.

So judging by some investors recent actions, they must feel that with the Chinese economy supposedly struggling, that there will be nobody left to buy the worlds goods anymore. For those investors I have two questions.

What did investors worry about before they worried about China’s slowdown?

Here’s an interesting fact. There has never been a time in the last 100 years where we haven’t had our armed forces involved in an overseas conflict. So no point waiting for war to end before we invest. Before investors worried about China’s slowdown, they had other things to worry about.

The UK General Election
Vladimir Putin & the aggression in the Ukraine
Greek Debt – Parts 1,2,3 & 4
Kim Jong-un & his Missiles
Irans Nuclear pretentions
Arab Israeli hostilities
Osama Bin Laden & Al Qaeda
Muammar Gaddafi
Saddam Hussein & The Weapons of Mass Destruction
OPEC’s cartel and the ever increasing price of Oil
Oil running out
An Oil glut
The price of oil crashing
House price inflation
House prices falling
Northern Rock
Lehman Bros.
Banks extortionate profits
Securitised Debt Obligations
Interest Rates Rising
China Overheating (hard to believe now worries centre on the Chinese Slowdown)

We never will have “Goldilocks Investment Conditions”, they simply don’t exist. Whilst many individuals worry and are worked up into a frenzy, patient investors just invest patiently.

Who bought the worlds goods before the Chinese supposedly bought up everything?

Since WWII it has been the American consumers. Us Europeans did our bit too. So is there any chance we won’t need the Chinese to buy all the worlds manufactured goods in the future?

Well an interesting set of conditions are appearing in the U.S. and the UK.

  • Life support given by quantitive easing has finished. The next direction for interest rates will be upwards. That’s a good thing, it confirms economic recovery is robust.
  • Unemployment is way down, debt is down.
  • Wages are rising, house prices are rising.
  • Consumers are benefitting from the fall in oil prices

Try to find an empty restaurant, or car dealership or shopping complex. Most working people have a bit more “Jangle in their pockets” and they are no longer afraid to spend it.

Low energy costs alone have reduced inflation to zero, something the Bank of England couldn’t manage to achieve in 5 years of trying. This unexpected regular cash windfall seems to be a more effective stimulus to the economy than all the Quantitive Easing added together. Because these savings are all going to the man in the street, not to the banks.

It may seem something or nothing, but the savings we are seeing on fuel costs have created an interesting statistic. The fastest growing economy in the Eurozone in the first quarter was – Greece. Honestly you can’t make this up. All the debt management in the world has been defeated by the Greek people just having a few extra Euros left to spend on themselves and their families.

This consumer benefit is being spent and is boosting economies locally. With so much U.S. fracking moth-balled until oil prices climb a little, I don’t expect to see oil at $100 any time soon. OPEC’s stranglehold over us is dead. Saudi Arabia is starting to borrow money, it knows it will be needed in the long term once their cash reserves have disappeared.

Most businesses won’t need the Chinese masses as we have our own consumers.

Do we have to fear the worlds larger stock markets falling?

As Brits, we watch the FTSE100 index. The FTSE100 has suffered badly, but I have written before about why that index is no indicator of individuals investment returns. Since our last valuation was sent on 6th July the FTSE100 has fallen over 8%. Our moderate portfolio is just over 2% lower. Now today will be lower again, but the ratio will remain the same. A 5% fall in the FTSE 100 just doesn’t equate to a 5% fall in our Moderate portfolio.

To remain healthy, stock markets require small corrections periodically. The alternative is these corrections don’t occur and full blown bubbles build which eventually pop dramatically. We will be taking this opportunity to re-arrange our portfolios, hopefully bagging some bargains.

The scores on the doors.

After “The worst week for markets ever, ever, ever”, and the headlines which will undoubtedly follow in the next day or so, I thought it was an opportune time to confirm why we shouldn’t worry about the short term which is always based on the toss of a coin. We need to concentrate on long term results. Here’s a short film on how our Moderate portfolio has done, along with some soothing music. Investments tend to go up 3 out of 4 years. Even if this year is a negative, (It would still need to fall significantly from here for that to be true) long term returns will remain comfortably ahead of cash returns and inflation.

QUESTION 1: The alternative to China slowing down is that China continues to grow at 7.5% per annum. They become stronger and stronger as a nation. Do we want to see that?

QUESTION 2: We did rather well by investing in China but pulling out. As of Friday we could buy the exact same China fund as we sold at the price we paid for it in October 2014. I think it’s clear why I haven’t been tempted to invest again.